Yes, yes you can!

Since I'm still the only one using this, here's another fun story for whoever is still reading. The following is an excerpt from a conversation I had tonight with my genius friend Alletta who’s leaving for Scotland in a week on a Marshal Scholarship with her husband, a really cool, nice guy named Ryan:

Me: There’s enough third-wave feminist in me to not object to all pornography on face. I think it’s just as important that women have control over their sexuality as it is they avoid exploitation. The two go hand in hand, I think.

Alletta: *licks fingers, nods slowly*

Me: I can’t tell if you’re just gearing up to destroy my argument or licking jello shots off your fingers.

Alletta: I can’t do both?