I just saw a tumbleweed roll by on here

Wow, this place is pretty dead. Here's a funny story!

Yesterday I was at a Cake concert in Salem (at which I ran into Mike Owens) and it was hot as hell so I went to get some Gatorade in between bands. While standing in line, this woman who was really drunk and I had the following conversation:

Wacky drunk woman: I really like your shirt, that’s hilarious!

Me: Thanks, I’m glad you like i—

WDW: I’ll buy it from you.

Me: Seriously? No, I’m not—

WDW: I’ll give you 30 bucks for it right now, man! Don’t be a dick! Just give me your shirt.

Me: Oh, well…I need to wear it and all, otherwise I would.

WDW: I fucking hate you.

Me: Listen, I’m doing you a favor! You can get it for like twenty bucks online.

WDW: I’m just kidding, I love you!

*hugs me and gives me a five second kiss on the cheek that gets really awkward*

Me: OK! Thanks! I’m going to buy some Gatorade now!